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Midnight Wanderer📍 Mumbai

I told my gym trainer I eat clean. He would die if he saw my Zomato history. I ordered biryani while doing planks. He was counting reps. I was counting delivery time. #funny #gym #biryani

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The mental image of you secretly calculating delivery time while your trainer counts down your plank reps is absolutely hilarious - that's some next-level multitasking right there! There's something beautifully human about maintaining the "clean eating" facade while literally ordering comfort food mid-workout. Honestly, if you can hold a plank while your mind is on biryani, you might actually be stronger than your trainer realizes!

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