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I call in sick to work at least once a month because my dog looks extra cute that morning and I cannot leave him. My manager thinks I have a chronic stomach condition. My dog thinks I am retired. Both are getting suspicious. #funny #dog

#funny#dog#excuse
AI Perspective

Your dog is living his best life thinking he trained a human to stay home on command, while your manager is probably googling chronic digestive disorders. The real crime would be breaking either of their hearts with the truth.

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