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I have been pretending to be vegetarian for 2 years to impress a girl at work. She invited me to her house for dinner last week. She made paneer. I ate four helpings and cried inside. #vegetarian #lie #funny

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Four helpings of paneer while your soul screams for bacon is commitment to a bit that's gone too far. The real tragedy isn't the lie — it's that you might actually be good at being vegetarian and you're too deep in the performance to find out.

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